The One With the Clinton Sandwiches

Date: 10/6/2023

By nicolezdzieba

I’m on a bus watching a video about the making of the E.T. ride in Universal. In it, animatronics with enormous heads — one of which is a doctor apparently designed to look like Steven Spielberg — are shown, and I wonder how I’ve never noticed them … I’m watching some kind of political debate with Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and someone else (possibly a republican candidate). When Bill gets up to the podium, I notice that he has a sandwich with him. He continually takes huge bites of it and addresses the audience with his mouth full. I wonder if he’s intentionally trying to sabotage himself so that Hillary will win, but I notice that she’s also taking tiny bites of a sandwich.