Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 5/20/2020
By amandalyle
My daughter, Phoebe, was pregnant and had given birth whilst I was out running errands (She’s only 15!) When I returned, I found the baby splashing about in a washing up bowl, on the floor, in the middle of the room. It was kicking its legs so excitedly, it managed to bounce right out and onto the floor. I picked the baby up in my arms. It was a lovely little thing. (I can’t remember what sex it was) but I knew my daughter would be more interested in going out with her friends than looking after this baby. I would have to mother it. I remember feeling guilty that I wasn’t there for the birth and for missing my daughter’s birthday(?!) Bizarrely, I found all this sexy lingerie on the stairs, covered in blood. My husband was really pissed off. Next scene; I was with my friend Laura in town. She had dyed her hair red but it was really patchy and looked awful. “Your hair looks so good!” I lied. “I wish I had never dyed it.” She replies, sadly. “I preferred it the colour it was before.” Next scene; I was in this outdoors bathtub, taking a bath, but the boys kept jumping in and out. One of them was making the bath cold, as he’d just been playing in an ice bath. “Get out!” I cried. Next scene; I was in Morrisons with my mum and her sister. Apparently, my cousin Reece was now in prison (I’m not sure why?) and I asked if I could visit him. “I don’t think that’s a good idea.” My mum said. “It might be a bit awkward. What would we talk about?” I agreed, and headed for the check out, pushing a big shopping trolley filled with random crap. Next scene; I was in this big house as part of this ‘big brother’ type reality tv show. Only, everyone was increasing growing more paranoid and erratic in behaviour. It was like Big Brother but with mentally ill people(?!) I remember this Chinese guy was crying on the sofa because he thought he was never going to see his mum again?! I tried to reassure him (by stroking his hair) but it didn’t really work. This woman then came over with all these random pictures and was accusing me of being a spy. I tried to explain that I hadn’t taken the pictures and had no idea who these people even were, but it was no use. She didn’t believe me. I found 3 people locked in a cupboard. They wouldn’t come out until the producer pulled the plug on the show Next scene; I was creating this funny YouTube video with Miley Cyrus, who, for some reason, thought I was hilarious... even though I wasn’t. I really wasn’t.