Botox, Ghosts and a Hairy Vagina.

Date: 4/13/2020

I was in a huge queue with my husband, waiting for get Botox?! (For some reason) It seemed like a great idea at the time. As we were patiently queuing, this huge dog kept jumping up at me. He was really cute. I stroked his back. Next scene, I was trying on these black jeans. I put them on to find they were really baggy despite me putting them on top of my other pair of jeans?! I showed my daughter and she laughed at how ridiculous they looked. I took them off as quickly as I could, accidentally flashing her as I did so. I was mortified and hoped she hadn’t seen. I had a full on bush and my Vagina looked three times it’s normal size?! As I was walked down the stairs, I saw a ghost in the mirror and screamed. The kids asked me what was wrong. “Nothing.’ I lied, not wanting to scare them. I walked into the study where my husband was working and told him I had seen a ghost. Needless to say, he didn’t believe me. Next scene; We were on a family day out with my mother-in-law. She got spooked by this policeman and started running away. We were really confused. My husband decided to chase after her and told me to take the car. I drove into town and decided to wait in Mcdonold’s. I had no signal so couldn’t get hold of him to tell him where I was. This girl told me that it might be better to wait for him at the Bristol hippodrome. Better signal.