Date: 11/28/2016
By amandalyle
I was on a job placement following a female journalist interviewing Kylie Jenner. kylie seemed pleasant enough but had the personality of a cardboard box. Not a glimmer of charisma. We walked down an alley where we met a panel of what looked like interviewers/judges - but instead of asking Kylie personal questions, they were asking questions from those 90's Brain Quest Q&A's - and although I said "Don't mind me, I'm just observing!" I kept shouting out the answers. The judges unimpressed. Next scene; I was in Primark with my friend Ash. She was pushing her baby around in a pram - a Phantom pram (the pram kept moving by itself) I knew it was possessed but she just thought it was a 'mechanic' issue. When it stopped moving on its own, she said "See! It's absolutely fine!" Primark had then changed into a social club and an attractive female celebrity - Ruby Rose was flirting with me. As she was, her male friend took an instant disliking to me. He was arrogant and full of himself. He told me that I'd make a great criminal - because I'm shy but secretly seductive! I could fool people into believing I was sweet and innocent and then manipulate them! I was offended by his harsh words. I then bumped into an old school friend, Sasha brown. As we were chatting away she said "did you not realise I am pregnant?" I looked down at her bump - she looked fit to burst! "I'm 3 months pregnant!" She said. "Really... only 3 months" I thought. Next scene; I was on a pull out sofa bed, cuddled up with Duncan (from the boyband Blue) He was looking pretty good - like he had been working out. As we were cuddling, he began to turn into my ex husband Mat. We then started kissing. As I was kissing him a bit of food from his teeth went in my mouth and I felt repulsed, but I kept kissing him anyway. Then the kids walked in and abruptly brought our embrace to a stop. I then walked into the garden to find the wall had been smashed in. The trampoline was also missing, but then I noticed that it had been moved to a field out the back where school kids were jumping on it. Bratty school kids. Apparently Mat had moved it - "I thought it'll be more useful there!" He said "You'll need to help me move it back !" I huffed. As we walked over the field - that now looked like some sort of pagan festival - I saw that arrogant guy again - only he had shrunk. He didn't look so big and mighty now and was helping out with the festivities. I ignored him and helped Mat with the trampoline. Next scene; I had taken my son, Alex, to 'Toys r us' only it had changed. In order to enter the store, we had to go down a huge slide with a trolley "weeeeee!" Alex squealed in excitement. When we got to the bottom we found that we weren't allowed trolleys past a certain point. It then turned into a huge swimming pool and I had to scramble around finding swimming stuff for us both to wear. I needed to hang my towel up also, but everytime I asked someone if I could use their peg, they declined. Finally I saw a familiar face - Amanda Sharpe (from high school) and she said I could hang my towel with hers. I then took my son swimming.