Keeping up with Kylie

Date: 6/6/2020

By shiftyltk

All the kardashians were sick of having their lives on display, so they cancelled their show. Kylie was the only one who wanted to continue. I was watching this new “spinoff” on the TV when I scoffed and turned it off. I got up and went out, and ran into my ex. I haven’t talked to him since we broke up 8 months ago. He seemed pissed off, asked me if I’ve been having fun with “Stupid Guy.” I told him no, I haven’t seen Stupid Guy at all. I spent the rest of the dream trying to win back his trust. At one point I was in his friend’s basement and I was trying to unlock the window. I accidentally set off a cascading set of events... the string lights pulled off the wall, knocked over lamps, chairs, whatever. At the end of it, the room was trashed and the window was still locked. Why do I always fuck these things up? I thought to myself.