kit and caboodle, sword fight?

Date: 1/2/2022

My friend (that I know irl) came into a bunch of money, 5,300 to be exact. He wanted to pay it forward so he took us to an electronic store and started putting together a new studio computer for me and my husband to make music with. At first, he was offering to replace our old tower and we were excited enough about that. But he kept adding more to the bundle - wireless keyboard and mouse, better speakers, etc. The attendant checking us out was like, "Oh so you want the whole kit and caboodle, huh?" and I could tell he was excited to make a high commission. Cut to, some crazy blurry imagery of another friend (idk irl) trying to date this actress/con artist who I know to be a conniving bitch and I'm hoping he comes to his senses. He's widowed and has an adorable little girl, but she mistreats his daughter because she just wants his money. He doesn't believe me at first and thinks I'm just jealous, so I take matters into my own hands to prove it to him. Again, blurry stuff, something about her realizing I'm on to her so she attacks me with this jagged makeshift sword, so makeshift that she's hurting herself trying to swing it at me lol. She manages to hurt me as another friend comes in and goes after her in my honor. I leave to warn the guy and we're heading back together when my friend who tagged me out comes in and says that the girlfriend is unconscious. We go in and she's been knocked out and laid on this stretcher thing face down. She starts to wake up so we tie her to the table and make her admit she was a gold digger. 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️