Date: 8/28/2020
By leusid
There was a sloth slithering rapidly down the hall. I yelled to point it out and we were trippin, somehow meagh caught it and was holding it down. I went to try to find a way to restrain it, I heard Swae Lee singing that it might work to wrap it in rubber bands. So I grab a couple rubber bands from the drawer and head back. When I get there, I'm just about to try to wrap it up, when my mom comes out and sees it and it like eugh and tries to "squash" it aka bops it on the head a couple times. Meagh lets go, the sloth looks dazed and doesn't move, I think it was calmed by being restrained. But when it realizes it's free and in danger because my mom is attacking it, it quickly slithers away. I was like mom wtf? At some other point I watched all four new Adventure Time specials. I just remember Jake died in the third one, and the last one was just a pure solo adventure with Finn. Later, somehow Aunty Donna sketches showed me how to climb out of this facility, past barbed wire and shit, and I think you had to make a leap from hanging onto something to grabbing a pole/post and if you missed you were plummeting far. Later I'm a kid and we're casually going around the perimeter with the adults as they look for potential spots to get out. I say I know how to get out, and the man says do it. So I go to show him, but I woke up.