snowboarding

Date: 12/27/2016

By thedude

Went snowboarding and forgot my pants so I had to use my mx pants. Then I was in a high rise building watching a storm and started offering to bang chicks. I even offered the first one money. The others I offered good dick. There was also some sort of fighting tournament and the ref wasn't watching so I dropped this dude with one punch and then went and found the ref, who didn't think that was sufficient so I ground impounded him to a proper ko. Then went back to finding cuties for my one man orgy. This cuter skinnier girl stripped for me and had a nice body and a pretty fat ass, I even got her to spread her cheeks and she had the cutest little butthole. Also while snowboarding there were a ton of sweet jumps but I didn't want to hit them and heft wet. While at the office party I went into the bathroom with one of the girls and a few guys were in there buying blow- I asked how much and he said a "pillow" for 40. I said what the fuck is a pillow in grams. He wasn't sure but said it was close to a g so I got it. Before snowboarding I was at a gas station and the large candy bags were on clearance so I was debating between my choices. (Never offered money to a dream girl but it worked well and I remained lucid.)