I Didn't Find The Book. Oh Well, Pass Me The Pig Costume

Date: 7/24/2017

I turn up to a child's house to teach him how to play the guitar but he is not at home. I look through his bookshelves for a copy of the Dungeons & Dragons Players Handbook. I see many similar books from the series but not the one I'm after. I'm then approached by a man who wants me to dress as a pig and appear in a video for the song Old McDonald Had a Farm. I say yes.