Dream Apps, Teeny Tunnels and a Secretive Cigarette. 🚬

Date: 3/31/2020

By amandalyle

I was in this giant indoors play centre with the kids. My son, Maxi, kept flying down this massive pole at the speed of lightening. It was giving me a heart attack each time he did it. “You should try!” He said. So I did... I whizzed down the long pole. When I hit the ground, I saw my mum and waved her over. She had just got back from Shopping at Asda. I then heard the voice of an old friend. She had walked in with her mum. I didn’t want her to see me because we aren’t really talking at the moment and it would be super awkward. I heard her mum waffling on about having a cup of coffee at the on site cafe and off they went. On our way out, there were these two young girls doing this really cringy dance routine to the So Solid Crew. I laughed and then walked on. Next scene; My husband was scrolling through his phone and laughing so I asked him what was so funny. To my horror, I realised he was on this very dream app. I was scared that he might read my dreams (some of them are rather naughty!) but, as it turned out, he was only scrolling through his own dreams. He had downloaded pictures to go with each dream. Strange pictures of myself and the kids making funny faces. To be fair, I just felt relieved that he hadn’t noticed my presence on the app. Next scene; I was at this old junk yard with my mum looking at all the junkie wonders. Halfway through browsing, I decided I needed to use the toilet, so I went into what looked like this old tin shed. After I was done, I couldn’t get out of the damn thing. “Crawl through the tunnel!” I could hear my mum shout. The tunnel was so tiny I had a job crawling through. I felt so claustrophobic. I managed to get out in the end. Next scene; For some reason, I was smoking this cigarette in my bedroom. I could hear my daughter walking upstairs, so I couldn’t put it out. “Mum! You’ve been smoking!” She said. “What are you doing?” “I wasn’t smoking,” I lied, smoke still hanging in the air.