Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 3/26/2020
By amandalyle
I was building this seaside town, complete with a fairground, out of Lego for my son. Whilst I was building, my dad (who has been dead for almost ten years now) was on the phone to his mum. I was trying to eavesdrop on their conversation. I could hear her making excuses about whether she wanted him in her life or not. She kept saying how charming and caring he is, but would then backtrack and say something like “but we live so far away and your sister wouldn’t be happy.” I remember feeling sorry for him, but he didn’t seem overly bothered, as she had sent him two sheepskin lined fleeces from JML costing £34.99 each. My son came into the room, took one look at my Lego build and then stormed out again. Next scene; I was in the car with Holly Willoughby (who was now my husbands sister?) driving through London. She was driving really erratically (like some scene out of the 90’s arcade game Crazy Taxi) jumping over hills and avoiding huge lorries by the skin of her teeth. I was gripping on for dear life. “Whats wrong?” She asked. “Nothing” I lied. We stopped off at this strange water park. My daughter had now appeared out of nowhere. I asked if she wanted to go on this rapid with me. We both jumped onto this bodyboard and got swept along. It was really fun but, by the time we got off, my mother in law said the parking had run out and we must go home. Feeling disappointed, we followed her up to this multi-storey carpark... she was trying to open this padlock, but the key was too big. Because of this, we were now stuck in the carpark. My mother in law was going frantic with panic. Next scene; I was in this random persons house (I think it was my childhood next door neighbours house?) and I had this jack Russell puppy with me. My daughter and I were looking around the house. It didn’t seem like anyone was home. We walked upstairs and she went into one of the bedrooms. She gasped in horror. It was Matthew (my childhood neighbour) he was a fully grown man now, still living with mummykins, wanking into a tube sock. “You can come and see the puppy when you’re ready!” I yelled through the door. He emerged eventually (post wank) but started cooing over this other dog. This old Labrador. “The puppy is over here!” I said. “Oh, right.” He pet it for all of one second and then vacated back to his bedroom. Next scene; I was sat around this table with some friends. We had all played this treasure hunt game and one of my friends kids came back with all these different sized white Smarties. I shook them out onto the table for everyone to share, but no one was interested. I remember seeing my friends son, William, but he was now a baby again (he’s about 11 in real life) and thinking how amazingly long his eyelashes were. I bent over to examine them more closely as I was convinced she had put eyelash extensions on him. After closer inspections, I found they were real.