Kicker

Date: 4/27/2026

Trump was feebly jogging in circles around the courtyard in some apartment complex talking about starting wars and muttering nonsense and saying stuff that indicated that he was confused and lost. Then a bunch of people were talking about what we should do to him. One person's idea was to get him to hold a football in his teeth and have a professional NFL kicker kick the ball through his face. Originally they were like of course I'd love to kick it, but I'm sure I couldn't kick it nearly as hard. Later, I was at work, but the office was completely different and not even really an office. Our old boss who everybody loves showed up for a visit and was joking around like the good old times. He asked where my desk was and I was like well I'm set up here in the bathroom but hopefully that should be changing soon.