Sexual kinks, breast milk and a crazy lady!

Date: 11/11/2016

I was helping my friend, Laura, with her new house - which just so happened to be situated under my bed. I crept down on my hands and knees to put a new light bulb in for her. "I would hate to live here!" I thought. Half way through the job, I whipped a camcorder out of my pocket - it was small and high-spec! I raised it over my head and started documenting what I was doing, and then applied different filters to make me look more flattering. All of sudden, someone else crept up beside me - it was Liz's boyfriend, Kye. "I'll help you make videos!" He said. "I'm really good at that sort of thing!" We were then standing in a wooded area... autumnal trees each side of a stony path way. "This is so pretty!" I thought. "I'm going to record!" But as I was recording myself and watching myself in action, I saw a crazy lady with straw hair (much like a scarecrow) chasing behind me....making a heck of a noise. My heart began to beat loud in my chest, and I ran... only I wasn't getting anywhere fast - meanwhile I was getting the footage on camera. It wasn't long before she caught up with me and grabbed me by the arm "it's okay!" I thought. "She kind" She fell into a heap on the floor, where I left her and Kye and I walked on. We passed an infant bed with women's breast milk for sale and I remember feeling repulsed. "Who would want to drink other women's breast milk?" I thought, and quickly walked on. Next scene; I was in the changing rooms getting ready to hit the gym, when I noticed a lady doing crazy exercises on the wall with some type of gym apparatus. "Fair play!" I thought. But, as I looked around again, I saw that everyone around me had was receiving sexual massages - mostly women massaging naked men. There was also a guy in a nappy being talced. "How bizarre!" I thought, a feeling of unease growing inside of me. Then a guy walked in (I have no idea who he was) and tried to make light of the situation - like this isn't weird at all and actually I was the 'weird' one for not participating. "But this is a gym, not some kinky sex party!" I thought. Next scene; My friend, Kylie, was at my house moseying around the kitchen, when I said that I needed to go out and have a cigarette. But when I put the cigarette to my lips and started to inhale, it started to burn my lips. "OUCH!" I yelped. I flicked it away... but as I walked back into the kitchen, Phoebe (my daughter) was there "Shit! I hope she doesn't smell the smoke on me!" I thought, suddenly busying myself to keep my distance.