Date: 4/9/2021
By thetruecall
I saw a corvette turn the wrong way down a one way street and run head-on into the front blade of a large bulldozer. The traffic was heavy and some brave onlookers ran into the street to pull the driver out. I went to a party with a massive blunt. I only smoked a little when I realized it was way to much for me. I had to find a way to get rid of it discreetly. I dumped it out in a dirt hole under a window. When I opened it, what came out looked like fine ash. I watched Eddie Van Halen make music in strange ways. He plucked his belt buckle with a quarter, I can’t remember the rest. I went to a party that was either in the 70s or 70s themed. I was wearing a big cowboy hat that Lincoln or Dexter got ahold of and poured chocolate milk into. I had to rinse it out in the sink. There was a kitschy picture frame that was colored a cheap looking gold color. A woman was showing it around because it played annoying music. A bunch of people from the internet popped up on a screen as part of a zoom call. There were rows of little screens. All of the people showing up were young scene/emo girls. After a few moments, each of them started to realize that the party was lame, and no boys were showing up, so one by one, looking annoyed, they started dropping off the zoom call and their little screens disappeared. I was trying to get in shape by doing push-ups, but there wasn’t enough space between the wall and the bed to do them