The One With Denzel’s Grammy

Date: 12/30/2024

I’m standing on the counter in my kitchen (to the right of the stove) looking at a group of people in my living room which includes Daniel Radcliffe, who is sitting on my couch, and Denzel Washington, who is standing in front of everyone in the middle of the rug. The conversation is normal, and then Denzel mentions that “…that’s how I have a Grammy.” Although he’s never had a music career, I don’t think anything of this interaction until he gets super intense and starts almost yelling in Daniel’s face. Daniel looks slightly frightened and very confused. The scene changes and I watch as he dives down a waterslide in front of me in a pair of creamsicle-colored swim trunks. I think about how he has a cute butt.