The One Where Paul Giamatti Does My Windows

Date: 4/11/2024

Someone is holding Audrey up when she smiles and reveals that she has her two front teeth. Everyone starts freaking out … Alex and I are sitting next to each other on the closed toilet in my guest bathroom. She’s holding my arm and crying and I’m vaguely uncomfortable. I realize that she’s trying to figure out her relationship with Michael right before her own wedding. I do my best to be comforting and then head to my bedroom to start getting dressed when I see Paul Giamatti dressed as some sort of workman and doing something to my front window. I’m still pulling on a striped sweater dress when Alex opens the door and I suddenly wonder if Paul can see into my room. I finally get my clothes all the way on and go into my closet for something as I remember I’m apparently going to a birthday party for Aunt Marie. I vaguely wonder if Bobby Giangeruso — who I went to middle school with — will be there. I come out of my room to find the house empty and weird, iridescent shutters on the inside of the font window.