getting spaghetti all over blake shelton’s bed

Date: 12/2/2021

By squidward

dreamt i was in bed with blake shelton. not sexual at all. then, i got spaghetti on his pillow. don’t know where this spaghetti even came from. i was like oh shit. spaghetti on the pillow. and i asked him where the tide pod stick was so i could clean up the spaghetti. he said “over there”. i went to look “over there”, but blake shelton was so vague with where it was that i didn’t know where to look. then, i knocked over a butterfly glass thing and i thought it looked like i was stealing it