Mr Trump's All Meat Feast

Date: 4/23/2019

I'm at the White House along with the world's leaders. We have all been gathered in the dining room where president Trump has organised a meal for everyone. I'm really annoyed that there are no vegetarian options, and vent my anger at actors David Mitchell and Robert Webb whom I have been placed next to at the table. In fact, as I look at the food on the table, it all looks like microwaved meals put onto plates. I decide to leave, much to everyone's surprise. Men in suits with earpieces escort me to the door.