Two Pints of Lager and an Assassination Attempt

Date: 12/5/2016

I am in a meditative state that transports me into random real situations. This particular journey has sent me into a room with the cast of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. I am able to communicate with them during my dream state as normal. I am talking to them all, particularly Natalie Casey whom I bond with more than the others. Eventually it becomes apparent by glancing at a newspaper that I have been sent back to the year 2010. I tell them I am from the future. They are mildly surprised but don't seem too interested. All of a sudden, suited triads walk calmly into the room and attempt to assassinate us all. I find I am secretly armed with various ninja weaponry about my person and swiftly and without effort despatch with the would be murderers one by one.