Vagina inspection

Date: 11/14/2018

So I was at a bible convention with my mom and we passed these 50 year old guys in cowboy hats looking like they were from Texas. Nothing happened. No big deal right? Wrong. Next day I wake up and my mom says she’s gonna inspect me to make sure we weren’t sexually assaulted. I have my laptop open and I can see my own heart rate. Like it’s a lie detector test. I don’t remember the questions but my heart rate went up at one of them. There was supposed to be a vagina inspection next but thankfully my alarm saved me