Secret Rat Baboons

Date: 1/23/2017

My girlfriend dumps me with no given reason. I feel lost and upset. Meanwhile my old friend John and I are cleaning a rat cage filled with my pet rats. Upon closer inspection I realise that two of the rats are actually miniature baboons that have squeezed themselves into the cage and are posing as rats. They squeeze back out the cage and scamper away. Radio and TV presenter Chris Evans arrives and tells me I owe him money. I start to hyperventilate and John drags me around the corner away from him.