Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 4/19/2020
By amandalyle
My friends had planned to make me dinner. I had hosted the last dinner party, so it was now their turn (apparently!) Bizarelly, they wanted to host it at one of friends childhood home. I told them that it probably wouldn’t be appreciated, as I’m no longer speaking to that friend and her mum can be pretty scary. They said they’d host it at their house, which I felt happier with. When I arrived, there was hardly any food... just a few peppers or chillis(?!) on a plate. They were wasted drunk and now incapable to cook. “Let’s forget about the food!” I said, opening a bottle of wine. Next scene; The tiger king had invited a number of people into his home. We were allowed to have a nosy around. He had this long ruler contraption and was counting all these small ornaments that lined his shelves. There were hundred of the buggers. Including a vast collection of buddhas. Was he counting the mn because he thought somebody was going to steal from him? Halfway through showing us around his modest and rather pokey living room, a camera crew started setting up. I thought it was going to be your average interview but. as it turned out, they were planning to film a homemade porn video of him and his boyfriend. “We’d better go!” I said to my husband. “What?! We can’t miss this. It’s going to be tv gold.” He told me. The perspectives changed a little and I was now preforming oral sex on my husband (in the tiger kings living room) I was trying out a new technique which he seemed to like... but then he yelled “ouch” and it went soft. I noticed that it had a strange taste. I couldn’t quite place it, but it wasn’t nice. I tired again with a new approach, but he ended up falling asleep. “I give up!” I thought, sadly. I was genuinely sad that my blowjob skills went unappreciated. When he fell asleep, I stated to masturbate... but he woke up, so I was unable to continue with my private moment. I teleported to my mums cul-de-sac. I was in the car, but there were so many cars, I couldn’t find anywhere to park. I decided to drive on top of this big caravan and park in the smallest parking space ever. I went and found a shady spot in my mums front garden. At which point, I became lucid and knew I had control of this dream.... I also knew I had limited time... so I imagined up a hot guy to give me oral sex, right there and then... and then I repayed the favour... and, from my slightly fuzzy memory, I believe he was appreciative and enjoyed it.