Date: 11/9/2016
By TonyDreamer
I'm at a gig watching death metal band Suffocation. The venue is full of fans and we are all enjoying the show. After a few songs I notice they have switched bass player. He is someone I know in real life (the lad with the blonde bun haircut from the G Room). I am unhappy with the change and try to crush him with a giant guitar case. They launch into their final song and everyone is singing along. After the gig I'm in the crowd playing a bass guitar. Someone accuses me of showing off.