Poor Daniel

Date: 1/19/2019

Some guy named Daniel was sitting across from me in my garage. I was holding a dollar tree lamp to his face and yelled, " I KNOW YOU DID IT!" The only light in the room was the lamp that was nearly pressed to his face. Daniel started crying and repeated that he wasn't involved. After having that scene play over about 5 more times, I started to get confused. I looked around the garage and couldn't understand why I was holding a lamp to this man's face. I set down the lamp on this cheap white table that was between us and Daniel started screaming. He said that because the light bulb was so close to his face, he went blind. So, I blinded a man and don't know why I was accusing him. Sorry Daniel, I hope you got home safe since, you know, I blinded you...