A little fish that I named Grease sings about frenchfries, but he isn't creative so he sings the word "frenchfries" over and over.
The little girl who stays in one spot of my room finally decided to move, only now she sits on top of my bookshelf and watches me sleep. The smell is ov...
A groundhog ate its way through my wall and then ate through my closet door. Freaked out, I open the door with a broom and the groundhog attacked me. ...
I went to petsmart and bought 36 turtles. Then I built them baby skates and we all went skating to the park. But then they wished to be free, so I let t...
A man with a beige trench coat and a hat with a hooked mustache ran around my house with a knife. He was maybe 5'7 and caucasian. He and I made eye cont...
I bought two expansive plants and decided to record how long it would take them to drown if I kept over watering them.
Everyone kept texting me about Shawn Mendes' new song that my phone froze. I had to wait an hour for it unfreeze and then when I looked the song up on ...
Some guy named Daniel was sitting across from me in my garage. I was holding a dollar tree lamp to his face and yelled, " I KNOW YOU DID IT!" The only l...
My mom is driving me home from karate and we pass through an intersection. A white truck stopped at their stop sign and allowed my Mom to drive on throu...
I'm woken up by Kate shaking me violently. She's speaking in tonges and keeps screeching at a corner of my room. I look over and see a ten foot man. He ...
I shouted, "I hope you have a FREAKIN FANTASTIC, WONDERFUL, and AMAZING day!" to any creature or person who moved as I walked to work. I was late to w...
A man jumped through my bedroom window, but an elf popped out of the air vent in my room and said a spell that made the intruder freeze in mid air. The...
I got tased by a Target manager for going into the male section of the store to buy myself a plain hoodie, since there wasn't any in the female section.
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