Date: 1/31/2018
By thatnoonan
I was staying at a friend's place and had to kind of babysit Shaq, who came back to the place late and drunk. I was told that he needs to sleep on the air mattress but when I got up to help him he fell into my bed. I was not having it and kept trying to pull him onto the mattress. I had an early flight the next morning. At one point I got concerned because a drunk Shaq is a dangerous thing and he could probably clobber me.