The One With Bridgit’s Big Day

Date: 5/6/2024

I’m in my room watching a tennis match on TV when I see a shot of two peoples’ hands — one black and one white. Somehow, I realize this is Aunt Buggy and Aunt Marni. I’m immediately irritated and walk out into my living room to find my parents on the phone with Aunt Marni, who’s saying — on speaker — that she knows Renee and I aren’t happy about her and Aunt Buggy being together … I’m on the road when I get out of my car and greet Adam Guadalupe, who’s on top of a box truck. He comes down and picks me up in a big bear hug, and I tell him that I’m heavier than I used to be … Bridgit Mendler is in my living room in a strange, woodland fairy type dress — white and lacy with appliqué greenery sticking off of it. I remember that it’s her wedding day and get out a wooden toy camera to start taking pictures of her with as Wizards of Waverly Place plays on my TV.