Jason Bateman a Service User?!

Date: 5/12/2020

By amandalyle

Fran called me and asked if I could possibly cover some of her rota for that day. I told her i’d rather not but caved in and agreed. I was down to see this new service user I’d never met before. I couldn’t find a damn parking space and was anxious that I was running out of time. Eventually, I found one (miles away from the new service users house) and, once arrived, knocked at the door. To my surprise, Jason Bateman (Ozark) opened the door. luckily, he told me he only wanted 15 minutes of support time. His wife was there so it was a bit awkward. She agreed to go into a different room whilst we chatted. We chatted for what felt like hours and I felt like we had really hit it off.... but then, he reached in to kiss me and I quickly pushed him away. “I don’t think that’s appropriate, do you?” I asked him, edging for the door. Next scene; I walked into a shop to find my best friend, Kylie. She was now working there. Sue (my old boss) was now her manager and she was weeping because kylie had just told her that she was moving to Canada. She’d bought her all these random leaving gifts. Bags and bags of tacky tat. I felt sad that she hasn’t told me.