Schlong

Date: 11/23/2021

I was hanging out in a dorm room with people I don't know irl, we were clowning around in the restroom and my clothes got wet so I dug around in the cabinet and found some thongs. I threw away my wet underwear (I guess I wasn't wearing pants?) and put the thongs on and my dick fell out, erect - I don't have one irl lol. So anyway I tucked it in like it was nbd and followed my new friends to a party where there was a drum circle.