It's like a heist film. My sister said I thought we hired help but they end up holding us hostages. My sister and I crawl under the beds at our grandmot...
I'm at a place like an open air market with Halle Berry and Lenny kravitz (!!!). Halle and I are playfully competing with each other to see who gets to ...
I'm outside what looks like a Walmart at night. I see some of the workers on their walkytalkies about a suspected looter. Some of them start running aft...
I'm at a brothel in a seedy neighborhood. I have to turn tricks. There are a few other women here getting fucked. The couches look a bit dingy. The "mad...
I'm at Target, I think. There is a baby husky biting everyone. How cute, but evil. My brother tries to befriend it but I stop him. Tell him he looks cru...
"You are the one who writes. You just need an outlet."
I'm outside hiking. It's like woods and tundra. There are these two white guys who are also hiking. One of the white guys shoots himself in the face. He...
I'm playing The Witcher but it's the real world version. There are lots of tutorials to play. Lakima is at the hospital in bed. Overton from Living Sing...
I'm in a video game again, with a partner. We're high in the air, on these large wooden blocks that can also swing back and forth. There's this large Th...
I have to eat bats, and they taste like fried chicken
Kim Kardashian screeches like a pterodactyl
I have a trip to go to Santa Monica! The sheet says I'm supposed to be at the airport by 1:30. But I'm also supposed to go to some hearing? I don't know...
I'm somewhere and John Legend's "All of Me" starts playing. I think we're in a garden. Jeremiah proposes to me with a red sapphire ring. It's beautiful!...
I'm at an amusement park with Jeremiah. But it's not him. We go on a ride that's like a giant ferris wheel. When we get off I'm terrified that I left my...
I'm at an all woman's meeting. Judy Katz, who is supposed to be there, has died of what we thought was gingivitis. Turns out she died from being a redhe...
I'm in a classroom with a greenboard. The teacher is working on assignments, but my friends and I are talking. She tells us to be quiet. I tell her that...
I'm at a guy's house. There is also another guy there. I think they are both on his bed and I'm sitting on a couch next to the bed. One of the guys brin...
I'm on a "reality show" where contestants are eliminated by execution each time. They pick a winner, an executioner every time, and they duke it out. On...
I'm on a school bus. Jon Allen and LeAnthony are on it? We're all about to get off (there are others on the bus), but one of the passengers pulls out a ...
It looks like I'm on an expedition. I think I'm in South America. I'm on the beach. With hills. I see lions and other animals. We're also underwater. I ...
I'm in the living room. There is a large pond there. I see a large green and yellow toad. Then I see two more. One tries to leap out the pond and I am f...
I had a beautiful gold necklace on a train (like a fancy train). It had green and blue gems (I'm thinking emerald and sapphire). It's kind of heavy even...
I'm staying at a house in the countryside. With a few other white folks. There's a burly giant redneck guy outside who is threatening us. Robert and Ash...
So apparently I'm a Ryan Gosling type character in a fancy hotel. An older man approaches me and tells me some things. Leads me into another room. I'm g...
I'm in a class and this guy Richie is yelling at me trying to embarrass me. There are two people who slip me notes telling me how mean he is and that if...
I step out of a very fancy hotel and there are international diplomats everywhere. I find out that Saudi Arabia has rocket missiles that can reach over ...
Aviane (the woman at my job), I wrote her a note. Something about her being pretty and wanted to get some advice. She is wearing a mesh shirt with pink ...
My step-dad is beating up on me. What else is new? I hit a nerve by saying something about his (dead?) brothers. Also I pointed out that my mother never...
I think I'm in the commons area somewhere. I spot a guy. He looks like the guy who gives lessons at my job and is also in a band. I think he's a Scorpio...
I'm with the Friends cast. We're all going out to get drinks at a bar. I think it's just the guys though. After we get there, Joey decides to hold eithe...
I'm in a large bedroom with huge windows. There's a large bed next to the window with white sheets. Ashely is on the bed, wearing a yellow shirt. He wan...
My boss tells me that I'm supposed to book tickets from jfk to Frankfurt. There's a 3:50 and 5:55 flight. I miss them both. She calls from O'Hara to ask...
My ex calls me (or I call him. Doesn't matter). I go off on him, like I did a few months ago. I ask him if he's ever planning on giving me my things and...
I'm in Grenada (my hometown). There's a church by my house with a a bunch of Muslim children. They start pouring out into the streets. I don't know what...
There are three people that I'm acting as tour guides for in Brooklyn. We're looking out a window and see a pool. Turns out it's a swamp. We see two tig...
I'm in St Vincent's house. It's like an oversized greenhouse. Half of her house is in greenery. She's wearing crushed velvet. She offers me tea since sh...
There's a tim ferris look-alike in my house in Grenada. He's trying to attack me. I grab some scissors and throw them. One of his hands slices off I sho...
I'm in what looks like a pod. I am with a bunch of guys. We're talking about the backstreet boys. We start singing gone by nsync. Some girls come in an...
I'm at my mother's house, in the bathroom. I notice that there is someone outside looking at me. I panic. They wave. I get scared and shut the blind...
I'm at my mother's old house, but it's very long. There's a tiger that's running towards me. I see my brother, and yell at him to come over. The tiger ...
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