People were smoking crack out on Ridley Road market, on pub benches. Alex, the Fat White Family - it was summer and there were lots of people smoking cr...
A military procession. The Russians were there. It was a wedding. The soldiers were marching on behalf of the bride and groom. I was the groom. I got to...
Got drunk with my grandma and cursed England in a bar. Danced drunk and the barmaid agreed with me how deadening it is here. In New York to visit Olli...
There was a sauna in Surrey Quays. Not Henry's. It was in an old pub. It looked like a pub - it had a glowing glass sign - it was totally empty. What ga...
A meeting in my mum's garden. Charlie was late - then he jumped awkwardly over the fence. Huw sent a tweet that he had stood in a duck pond. The tweet ...
Nazi book. Thousand years old. A couple were reading it; it was a conscious book that warned about two spies visiting the couple on behalf of the forces...
A house. locked in the house and trying to escape. Alex and a middle age woman also prisoner. Had been locked in by an American, a Republican. I found a...
Wet dream. Was at a wedding. Lots of the people there were addicted to sex, drugs, parties. It was in a ski-lodge. I recognised some people. I felt al...
I was watching a motorbike race, like the Isle of Man TT; it was night. A man was racing without a helmet, riding at 200 mph. He took a jump, and banged...
My dad was telling me how to put the plates away from the dishwasher. I lost my temper and squared up against him. We almost fought - he also had adrena...
I was at the BFI Imax. It was late at night. I had no ticket or desire to see a show. A queue of people was starting to go in to the late night screenin...
A family gathering in the countryside. I made up with Sue and Uncle Peter. When it ended, I drove with my sister in a 4 wheel drive. We drove fast over...
There had been a total ban on weapons. I was at Juliette Stevenson's home. The house was freezing. She got back and told me to cook as she was tired. I ...
There were some mystics who were obviously wearing fake moustaches, wigs and robes. I stopped to point them out. The Archbishop of Canterbury appeared i...
At a classical music festival in the countryside. Staying in a lodge with my sister and grandma. My sister was working hard on philosophy. Jay's girlf...
Huw and some other friends were preparing to go on the radio to debate a bus strike in Scotland with conservative journalists. We were saying, 'surely t...
I was posted in a space colony in work conditions similar to a job agency; one of the colleagues seemed to be conspiring - he disappeared off for a long...
I was with Leila. She said it was OK if I touch her so I did. Later I was with my sister; we had a competitive argument because, for an empty wine gl...
I was diagnosed with a terminal bronchial illness by the doctor and told I would die quite soon. My breath rattled and I felt weak. I looked through th...
I had bumped into a prestigious friend, who told me that the Ashes cricket contest had already almost ended. I felt embarrassed not to have known, and l...
There was an election for a new mayor in a city - possibly American. I was there with several people I knew. We were discussing the vote on a train acro...