I worked in a grocery store. There was a crooked Senator who was building a nuclear missile. He didn't have any engineers or scientists working for him ...
I had a new job working for the federal government in a big office building in Washington. The staff were divided into groups for security drills. Amy ...
I was spending New Year's Day in Norway. I walked around in the snow looking at the houses with their Christmas lights still up. It was all beautiful. ...
James and Barbara's grandmother had died and left them a lot of money, but no one could find them. Paula was supposed to look for them but she had just ...
I was in the mall. I had two cartons of cat litter I had been told to exchange at Woolworths. Various people kept telling me Woolworths was at the other...
I was reading a newspaper article about how my old high school was getting a lot of repairs and updates. The alumni were supposed to be giving money or ...
I was living in my grandmother's house. My cousin was visiting from Denver and we were having a great time but she had to leave. It was my birthday and ...
I was at my old job. I went outside to smoke but felt nauseous so instead I sat down on some stairs inside the building. Jackie came in and asked if I w...
I saw Amanda G, who was upset because she was pregnant and her boyfriend did not care. (She was dating Robert from Everybody Loves Raymond). I held her...
I was in New York, shopping in an art supply store that was going out of business. Most of the good stuff was gone but I found a set of Prismacolor meta...
I got a message from Helen's friend Walter. He claimed to be dying and wanted Angel and me to come visit him. I was sure he was lying in order to get at...
I moved to London to work in a hospital. My first day was on Thanksgiving. My grandma's neighbor who doesn't like me also lived in London. She was hosti...
Helen was showing me a giant cave full of beautiful crystal formations.
Jennifer was related to the British royal family and had gotten in trouble because she and her husband were having sex in the hay in the stable at one o...
It was my last week of college. I was in love with a grad student in my department but he didn't show any sign of wanting to be more than friends. His f...
I was buying tea cups and napkins at a thrift shop. I thought "I shouldn't be wasting my money. I don't really need these." I bought them, anyway.
I had a game controller which was a big plastic bubble that you laid down in. It worked with any console or computer. You could configure it any way you...
I moved into a new apartment. I was supposed to hook up the cable-phone-internet myself using a special string of Christmas lights. One end plugged into...
I was on a space station with a group of other people. We were in the main area of the station. There were hostile aliens down a long hallway. Our leade...
I had a doctor's appointment for 1:00. I waited until 3:30 and by then I was furious. I started yelling at the receptionist and a nurse. The receptionis...
Helen was the boss of a big company and I worked for her. Some guys at a rival company had been causing trouble and everyone had been working extra hard...
I was a police officer and I was supposed to arrest my suspect at exactly 2pm. I forgot my badge and had to go back for it, which made me run late. La...
Helen invited me to a hot air balloon event. One of us turned out to be an expert pilot. The other flew her balloon sideways at high speed and wrecked i...
I had just gotten married to a girl I had a crush on in school. She had become a professional actress. One of my favorite teachers came to congratulate ...
I was teaching Bear how to play darts.
An old lady lived in the house behind ours. She put up a disco ball in her backyard and had a huge party. I went to it and got drunk.
Helen and I were eating in a Burger King. A man there had a heart attack. Helen examined him and said the heart attack was not serious but he should res...
I had a new job in a store. the general manager was also new. I had a crush on her. Some guys at the store, including a department manager, had a scam f...