I was playing baseball with Jesus. He was the pitcher and I was the batter, but when I hit the ball, he suddenly also had a bat and he hit it straight b...
Princess Diana and Angela Merkel were standing on the balcony of the Museum of Science, and they were fist fighting. Then a second Angela Merkel showed ...
I was walking through a thrift store and everyone was singing the song America from West Side Story while handing me random objects. They were all very ...
My orthodontist (who I haven’t seen in years) was trying to bake a cake in her office, but the floor was covered in shredded cheese.
I was standing in line at a grocery store (which in the dream was somehow affiliated with my university) behind a group of girls who were talking loudly...
I was watching a play from the wings of my high school auditorium stage. Suddenly I became lucid (don’t know how). At that moment, a woman in a white ba...
All I remember are random snippets from what was apparently a very weird and complicated dream. Here they are: My eighth grade math teacher was trying ...
Note: I have neither watched Jurassic Park nor read the book. In the dream, Jurassic Park was not a theme park people could visit, but an island on wh...
I was standing in the gym of the elementary school I went to. I ran into a girl who was so tall my face barely came up to her waist. I looked up at her ...
I was a dead body on a table in a morgue. It seemed like an elementary school was on a field trip there or something—there were about a dozen small chil...
I was on a ship during a storm and I was trying to keep my violin and someone else’s mandolin (don’t remember whose) from getting wet as the water rose....
My school was putting on a performance of some kind, and I was at the door taking peoples tickets. For some reason there were missing posters with my fa...
The President of Europe (which I’m pretty sure in the dream was just one big country) was coming to visit, and my mother arranged a ballet to welcome hi...
I was 85 years old and lived with my adult son (who bore a strong resemblance to my dad in real life). I decided I was getting too old and feeble and wa...
My parents and I and another family we knew were involved in some sort of cult. There were special locations throughout the country, and we would travel...
I was back in Romeo and Juliet, a Zoom play I did this spring. This time, there was an in-person performance, but anyone who wasn’t comfortable with tha...
I was starring in a play about King Arthur. We were rehearsing in my living room while my mom cooked in the kitchen. Sophie was the director. We were ...
I and a bunch of other people were standing on top of a giant snow-covered rock. The rock was cylindrical, with a radius of about 20 feet, and so tall I...
I was at a diner in Portland, Oregon (no idea how I knew I was there, I don’t live anywhere near there). I was there with a bunch of people I knew (like...
I was on a cruise with my dad. The captain was a giant oyster, and every day we had to choose someone to get eaten by him. The crew member who did the c...
Instead of being its own country in the Pacific Ocean, Australia was an island near Nantucket and Martha’s Vineyard, and it was a part of Massachusetts....
I was at the library (which in the dream was just a couple of bookshelves in someone’s bedroom). Despite the small size, there was an entire section for...
I was living in a small town by a river. Then the government came and tried to get everyone to leave. They were building a dam in the river, and they co...
I was in a store in Norway (I’m not sure how I knew it was in Norway). I found a little plastic cube with something inside (can’t remember what) and wan...
I was taking a driver’s ed class, even though I already have my license. The car was really weird, it didn’t have walls or a floor just a railing that y...
There was a giant pink flowering tree outside my neighbor’s house that isn’t there in real life, and hanging from one of the branches was a swing. My fa...
My brother and I (he was only my brother in the dream) were traveling and we had to stop in a small town for the night. A woman and her two daughters le...
A guy gave me a tour of a factory. At the end of the tour he asked me if I would join his political group, but I yelled at him, called him a communist, ...
I was on vacation with some relatives on my mom’s side of the family in this cool old house that was advertised as “the most verifiably haunted building...
I was in college. Instead of dorms, this school had a field with a bunch of giant tents in it. The tents were big enough to fit several people in sleepi...
I was in my local Panera, standing in line behind a rich-looking man who ordered two coffees. As he was handing him the coffee, the barista said, “Whoop...
My church choir director asked me to play a piece on the piano. It was from a ballet, and meant to represent the main character singing about her sadnes...
I somehow acquired a horse and needed a place to keep it. I went to someone’s house out of town (in the dream it was my friend, but I don’t know him irl...
I was on a date with Prince Zuko from the show Avatar: the Last Airbender. We were watching a play (I don’t remember which play) and our seats were next...
I was working at a camp or boarding school or something. It was late at night and I was right outside the main building where the kids slept. A little g...
I was on a small plane at night. All the passengers were really friendly with each other and chatting. Sitting in front of me was a 7-8 year old boy who...
I was at the beach with my family. The waves were huge, and I was out in the water with several of my young relatives, including Clara, a few other kids...
I was scrolling through Instagram when I saw my friend had posted about a religious ceremony she had recently done. In this ceremony, she created and th...
There was an anti-abortion protest going on by the river, so I invited some of my friends to go down there with me (mostly to make fun of them). We got ...
A family I didn’t know came to stay in my house. I didn’t even know it was happening until they walked in the door. When they came in, it was two parent...
An old lady sat at a grand piano, playing a fast-paced, upbeat song that sounded like it was from the 40s or 50s. She sang, “No, no more arpeggios— I ow...
I was in a parade in China. I think it was for the environment? I was carrying a sign, but all the text was in Chinese, and I was standing on the very b...
Shane and Ryan from Buzzfeed Unsolved made a video about a Japanese murder mystery in which they said that a teenage boy who had confessed to murdering ...
I was with a group of people walking on a path in the mountains. On one side of the path were pine trees, and the other was a steep drop. There was a lo...
I was playing Minecraft in my friend’s world. I was playing on his computer and his younger brother was also playing, in the same world but on a differe...
The guy on TikTok who makes videos of himself removing parasites from shrimp moved to Florida and founded a cult. The first cult meeting was just him an...
They started making us actually go to school again, but only for 3 hours a day. Everyone was worried, but we went anyway. While walking to school, I saw...
I was in a big old-fashioned attic making apple jello for my grandfather’s birthday party. My dad came in and asked me if I wanted to go to Maryland. I ...
I was on the side of the highway with a big group of people. It was around dusk. There was a house across the highway and there weren’t many cars passin...
I don’t remember much about this dream, but I was in the Raleigh airport and there were cockroaches EVERYWHERE.
A small blimp slowly floated past me with “Don’t flirt with your big butt, or men will try to crush it” written on it. I don’t have a big butt and hav...
I was sitting inside a beautiful carriage when I heard that my husband Louis XVI had been executed. I was shocked, but I didn’t cry, and my first though...
My mom joined a new sports team. I can’t remember what the sport was called, but it involved swimming across a pool sideways, and then whenever you came...
My mom and I were at Target. She bought a purse that was the exact same as a purse I had at home. When I told her that, she said, “Well, this purse was ...
I was flying a kite in a field and Olivia was about 20 feet away. She yelled “Hey, toss it over to me!” and I thought there’s no way that’ll work. But I...
I saw Bernie Sanders get arrested. I tried to tell people but nobody believed me. Alli opened the newspaper and found a page where all the articles were...
I was on my way to a family wedding. One of my cousins was getting married, but I don’t know who. I was driving, and my mom kept criticizing everything ...
Alicia (a good friend of mine— we’re both 16 years old) was getting married in my church. I don’t know who the groom was, I never saw him. I was sitting...
My parents sent me to some sort of Catholic teen program, which was weird, because we’re Protestant. The priest came specifically to pick me up, with a ...
My parents and I visited Martha’s Vineyard with their friends (the old couple who live there, I can’t remember their names). My dad said “Now remember, ...
Backstory: Several months ago I cut off my very long thick hair and donated it to Locks for Love. I’ve had very short hair ever since and like it a lot ...
My church printed some racist pamphlets (which is something that they would never do in real life) and as a result a bunch of people decided to attack m...
I was playing a game with some people I knew. They seemed to recognize it from a video game they had played before, but I had never played, so they were...
I was standing in front of my grandparents’ dining table in their apartment. About half of the table was covered in this absolutely enormous tortilla ch...
I was going to the bathroom and realized there was blood on my underwear. I took my underwear off and put it in the bathtub where I normally clean blood...
A basket arrived on our front doorstep with two babies inside, a boy and a girl. They were asleep. They slept for five straight years, and when they wok...
There was a luncheon at church, and Clare and Clodagh brought a relative of theirs from Korea (irl Clare and Clodagh are Chinese, but in the dream I cou...
I don’t remember anything about this dream except a single image: Giulia, standing in the Stop&Shop parking lot under a gorgeous sunset sky, wearing her...
They added otters in Minecraft and I spent a long time building places for them to live. They looked completely different from otters in real life but I...
I and some friends were going to New York. We decided to eat at a certain very expensive restaurant, but I didn’t have a credit card. When the bill came...
There was a lot going on that I don’t remember. It was kind of like an action movie, there was a big group of us (roughly the size of a class in school,...
I was on my bedroom floor playing a board game with Oscar Wilde, the actors who played Fred and George in the Harry Potter movies, and some other people...
It was maybe the 1880s? I was a middle-class woman whose family ran a small hotel by a lake, but I had married into the aristocracy (not entirely sure w...
This one happened in the same night as the last dream, and both were in the desert, but they aren’t connected. I was stranded in the desert with a bunch...
I and some people I knew were taking a tour of a castle that looked kind of like a Gothic cathedral. We were in the middle of the desert and somehow I k...
I was at a boarding school. The elderly headmistress enlisted my help in searching the room of a Russian teacher who she thought was suspicious. She had...
My mom was at Target shopping for herself, but I was there too for some reason. I asked her if I could go across the street to a restaurant where Joan w...
The school I went to required us to have some sort of extracurricular or job to “apply our knowledge in the real world” in the area we wanted to go into...
My family moved back into Runnymeade (the big old house we used to live in but had to leave). Everyone was there. A group of us were cooking in the kitc...
I was going to a haunted house with my friend Lily. We walked in, but I chickened out almost immediately and ran outside to wait for Lily there. I waite...
I was watching the Great British Baking Show in the town where they actually filmed it (in the dream, instead of Paul and Prue judging it, they had the ...
I decided in the middle of the school day to go home and called my parents to pick me up. My moms car came, but inside of it was Stephanie and a man i d...
My parents decided to buy a farm in Hungary and move there. None of us spoke any Hungarian. The house was just two rooms, one downstairs and one upstair...
Nikki (a writer friend) was visiting. A book she had just written had been given a C- by a notoriously harsh critic, and she was incredibly happy. My mo...
I was on vacation with my friend and my sister (I don’t have a sister and the friend was only a friend in the dream). I don’t know either of their names...
I was at a funeral. The lady who was giving the eulogy was being really political for some reason and was talking about Obama. Obama was also there, but...
I was in math class and my teacher (she’s actually my Spanish teacher, but in the dream she was the math teacher) was talking. At some point she mention...
Context: I’m studying the Reformation rn I was in a church and two priests were talking about how best to take bribes. Martin Luther showed up and unsur...
My dad was trying to make me a suit of armor by throwing slices of cheese on to me while I lay on the ground. After he ran out of cheese he gave up.
I was walking through a marsh with a group of my relatives. We came to an area where there were a lot of objects (just small household/decorative object...
I don’t remember much about this dream, just that a gay dude was trying to set his straight female friend up with a bunch of guys he knew. None of them ...
My parents had gone away on a vacation and sent me to an orphanage kind of thing, but it was a really nice place, with super nice modern furniture. It w...
I was talking to my cousin (he was black and around 10 years older than me, but in the dream he was my cousin) and he started telling me about his exper...
My parents, my severely-autistic brother and I were going to the second floor of a building I don’t recognize. We all started to go up the stairs but th...
The whole earth was flooding and I was struggling to get to the top of a mountain (the only place that wasn’t underwater). There were a lot of other peo...
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